Kids say the funniest things

The large field beside my son's preschool is often full of Canada Geese. 

This week he asked me if he could chase them.

Not wanting to give him a complex about birds (the larger they are the meaner they are e.g. swans), I told him that is wasn't nice to chase birds and it probably wasn't a good idea.

He thought about it for a long time and then said "oh right, because you'll get goose bumps"

cracks me up.